Funny & Sarcastic Greeting Cards for Every Occasion

For when Hallmark is just too wholesome. Our 5x7 snarky greeting cards feature bold, hilarious, and sarcastic messages that are guaranteed to get a genuine laugh rather than a polite smile from your friends, family, and coworkers.

Card Quality & Specifications

• Size: Standard 5" x 7" format with a matching envelope included.
• Paper Stock: Premium 280 GSM heavyweight cardstock paper for a solid, high-end feel.
• Finish: Glossy coated exterior for vibrant, eye-popping artwork, uncoated matte interior for smooth writing.

Occasions Covered

Shop sarcastic cards for Birthdays, Valentine's Day, Christmas, Weddings, Graduation, Work Farewells, New Baby congratulations, or random friendly roasts. Pair your card with a Funny Coffee Mug or Custom Hardcover Journal for an unbeatable gift bundle!

You can also use our AI Custom Studio to design custom greeting cards featuring personalized inside jokes or pet photos.