Caution: Choking Hazard — Heavyweight Graphic Tee

Bold, unapologetic, and guaranteed to get a double-take across the room. The Caution: Choking Hazard tee pairs high-voltage distressed yellow warning graphics with our signature Gildan 5000 heavyweight 100% cotton black tee. On sale now for

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5.69 (regularly $35.69) and eligible for our storewide Buy 3, Get 1 FREE promotion.